Sunday, 31 October 2021

Arbitrary list of comic book werewolves

It's that time of year again! When we find out which of our devices will automatically put the time back one hour and which won't. Oh, and Hallowe'en.

So let's list!

We've done ghostsdraclias and frankingsteins on previous Halloweens, so this year we've

AN ARBITRARY LIST OF COMIC BOOK WEREWOLFS!!!

There were more of these than I thought so to cut down the list I am not including characters that only appeared in a single issue (eliminating a lot of UK and US horror comics) or characters that appeared among ensembles such as families (like Uncle Raoul from The Bojeffries Saga) or teams (Warren Griffith from the Creature Commandos). So if I'm missing your favourite, I'm sorry. But you tell me who it is in the comments.

The rules meant I couldn't talk about my favourite New Mutant, Rahne Sinclair.

ON TO THE LIST!

1: Anthony Lupus
There are surprisingly few recurring lycanthropes in the DC universe so I'll start the list with this Batman adversary. 
Lupus (yes, really) isn't actually a bad guy, he's being manipulated by Professor Milo, who has promised to cure him of his condition... in exchange for doing some little jobs (like killing Batman).
Ultimately he removes himself from society to live with Alaskan timber wolves before Batman has to bring him back to save his dying sister.

Scare factor: 3
A well-meaning guy under it all but his feral beast side gave Batman a run for his money.
2: Jimmy Olsen
My love of the Silver Age adventures of Superman's Pal is well-documented so I had to include this. Jimmy has been wolf-manned at least twice. 
See, Superman gave Jimmy a bottle of potion he'd got from Merlin (a perfectly ordinary thing to happen in the Silver Age) and after accidentally drinking from it (honestly, Superman what were expecting to happen?) finds himself transformed.
Only the kiss of a pretty girl will lift the curse but even his (sort-of) girlfriend Lucy Lane is not happy about that idea.
When it happens again, in a story involving extra manipulation from Mr Mxyzptlk, Jimmy manages to get a kiss from just about the entire cast of female characters in the Superman family to no avail!
Scare factor: 0
He's only changed physically, He's still Jimmy Olsen. He's still wearing a bow tie.

3: Werewolf By Night
From a time when Marvel were trying to bring horror comics back (Tomb of Dracula, Ghost Rider, Man-Thing) came the story of...
Jack Russel!
Yeah, Anthony Lupus sounds better now, right?
Jack (or Jacob as he was known then) finds out as a teenager his family has the werewolf curse and he too will find himself transforming and play on the school's basketball team.
Played out as a sad curse, Russel was desperately afraid of taking human life so would lock himself up when the full moon was due.
His own title lasted more than three years and he's kicked about the Marvel universe since then, including occasionally teaming up with similar creatures in The Legion of Monsters.

Scare factor: 3
For exactly the same reasons as Lupus.

4: Man Wolf
Hero astronaut John Jameson (yes relation) not only gets really good press from the The Daily Bugle but he's actually been to the Moon!
And, this being the Marvel universe, he found a magic ruby there that could turn him into a wolf creature.
Obviously.
His ability to control these transformation very much depend on the story he is in.
Oh and he also spent some time in another dimension called Other Realm where he ruled as Stargod. So there's that.
He has also made some interesting style choices.

Scare factor: 2
Mostly on the side of the angels but can lose control.

5: Freddie Fang, The Werewolf Cub
Twisting the Cub Scout motto of doing a good deed every day this wolf cub (living with perfectly ordinary human parents) is egged on by a sinister Akela-type figure to cause trouble in this strip by UK legend Reg Parlett.
The series ran in Cor!! from 1970-72 and would typically feature Freddie attempting to do something to ruin someone's day before it backfires and he's accidentally done them a favour!

Scare factor: 1
Utterly useless but he's meaner than Jimmy.

6: Werewilf
This short-lived strip by Graham Allen arrived in Whoopee! in 1976 and started by having a trip to the zoo marred by young Wilf getting a nip from the flying false teeth of a sneezing wolf. Yes really.
A typical strip would see Wilf being bullyed/picked on/excluded by someone who would then get the fright of their lives when Wilf transformed.

Scare factor: 4
He's not gonna eat you (this is a children's humour strip) but the design is intended to scare!

7: Black Baron
Staying with UK comics but going back to the Marvel universe we have this character who first appeared in Super Spider-Man and Captain Britain in 1977.
A charming aristocrat, Rupert Kemp, has been talking to Brian (Captain Britain) Braddock's love interest Courtney Ross and soon he's asked her back to his castle where we discover that he is secretly...
A VAMPIRE!
Eh?
So he's nothing to do with the string of werewolf killings around foggy old London town, then?
Erm... yes. That's him too.
He's a vampire and a werewolf! Unlucky, man.

Anyway, long story short, Captain Britain stabs him with a silver chalice he found in the Baron's home after squishing one end to a point.


Scare factor: 4
An actual credible threat but for heaven's sake pick a lane!
8: Bigby Wolf
All right, not really a werewolf, I'll admit. Technically his natural state is wolf and he uses magic to appear human. I just wanted to mention Fables.
Bill Willingham's Vertigo series is about fairy tale characters living in exile in modern day New York. Bigby has been elected to serve as the sheriff of their community. However not everyone in town trusts him because he was previously the Big Bad Wolf of various stories.
He can transform back to his lupine self if required though.

Scare factor: 3
He's a good guy but he can be the bad guy if necessary.

9: Judge Dredd
Wait, what?

Yes, in 2000AD, progs 322-328 (1983), Mega City One has a werewolf outbreak.
After some initial skepticism, enough Judges see the werewolfs (including one that was once a Judge) to understand what is going on. We're working on the "get bit, you turn" rules. 
Dredd figures out that he needs to leave the Mega City to find the source. He finds himself in the long-abandoned city of New York and defeats the white werewolf that started it all.
Unfortunately he also received a bite that curses him too. After living as a wolfman in the cursed earth, it's only luck that means he is rescued by a disgraced Judge who brings him back to Mega City One where they synthesised a cure.

Scare factor: 3
Significantly less scary than regular Dredd. 
This may be the only time we ever see Dredd without his helmet! (I've not checked)
10: Cap Wolf
I'm in the middle of reading Mark Gruenwald's run on Captain America (thanks Disney+!) and one of the highlights has been
THAT TIME CAPTAIN AMERICA BECAME A WEREWOLF!!!
A plot by Dredmund, the Demon Druid (man, I love superhero comics) using John Jameson's moonstone leads to Steve Rogers being werewolfified.
Along the way he fights Wolverine and Cable, Dredmund becomes Starwolf and a transdimensional evil version of Cap shows up (cos Infinity War was happening at the same time).
Anyway, the best thing that happens is that Cap saves the life of the president (heavily implied to be Reagan) after he is also infected and becomes a werewolf.
Comics are fun.

Scare factor: 1
Even werewolf Steve retains his morality.
11: Marv Wolfman
To be honest I thought of throwing the long-time DC writer and guest star on last year's CW crossover Crisis on Infinite Earths as the punchline because his name but then I remembered an actual thing about his name.
See, for many years comics were bound by a code set by the Comics Code Authority (it was a whole thing caused by a moral panic in the 1950s) and that code has a list of things that weren't allowed in comics. A list that was mainly devised to ruin EC Comics and other horror publishers.
Anyway, in 1969 DC published a story in House of Secrets #83 which was credited to "a wandering wolfman". The CCA rejected the story as "wolfman" was a banned word. DC's Gerry Conway had to explain that this was, in fact, the author's actual name and the ban was lifted. 
A side effect of this is that DC started giving credit to its creators.

Scare factor: 0
He's a cuddly old man. I imagine. I don't really know much about him.

That's it for this Hallowe'en, next year... I dunno... skeletons?

Friday, 1 January 2021

Seventh Annual Christmas Roundup 2020!

 Happy New Year!

Yes, I know it's late but a combination of illness, my continuing anxiety disorder, and (y'know) that thing the entire world dealt with in 2020 really got in the way.

Another odd difference this year is that there are only UK comics on the roundup because I live in a tier 3 (now tier 4) part of the country (readers of the future/other countries it means the Covid infection rate is particularly high here) which means my regular comics shop has been closed for months. 

I don't even know what Christmas specials/issues came out this year. Were there superhero specials? Did Krampus visit Tarot: Witch of the Black Rose again? If you bought any please let me know in the comments so I can seek them out after lockdown. Yes, I know I can get them digitally but I prefer getting physical copies, not least to support the shop I love.


Let's start with a roundup of the Beano Christmas Special 2020 (published in October), which had a story that ran through most of the strips. General Blight is stealing the Christmas spirit from the residents of Beanotown.

Santa is required. I love that they are sticking with the continuity that Minnie has history with him (see previous roundups).












It should be noted that Numbskull Santa is different from regular Santa.

At one point Billy Whizz chases Santa and we learn that canonically Billy's powers work on water the same as The Flash's. Also bonus Superman: The Movie reference.





Viz roundup time now. From issue 601





To 2000AD now.


A house ad for Judge Dredd Megazine has this glorious image of Judge Death (who returns in that issue, but in no Chrisssstmassssy way) murdering Santa. Happy Holidays!

To Doctor Who Magazine where Lew Stringer riffs on an idea from a few years ago.

There was a Dredd story in Judge Dredd Megazine that riffed on Jingle All the Way.

Private Eye cartoon roundup now, with plenty of mentions of you-know-what...









Like the Special, the Christmas issue of The Beano (No 4056) had a story that ran through most of the strips. This time about robot Christmas trees that Rubi Screwtop invented that gain sentience and rampage through Beanotown.






Throwing in this Betty and the Yeti panel because I was convinced it was a take on a Charles Addams cartoon, but I can't find it anywhere. I may be thinking of a different cartoonist. I may be mad. Help me out in the comments if you know.



I like that Dennis' tree decided to chill and watch the Bond film.

This panel from Bananaman isn't very festive, but I just love seeing Eric transform like the 80s cartoon.

Billy Whizz did a Vicar Dibley and was booked for too many Christmas dinners and ends the day with a tryptophan crash. 

I love the little meta joke about comics always having a white Christmas.




So that's done for another year. Stay safe and we'll get through this. 

All the best for 2021 from Slipper Towers!